Favourite Moments of the Day

(From Seinfeld)

Kramer: Yeah, I'm here to pick up my new plates. My name is Kramer. Cosmo Kramer.

Clerk: Kramer.... *checks computer* All right...

Kramer: All righty...

Clerk: Sign right here, please. *hands over clipboard*

Kramer: *signs it* Okay. *The clerk hands him a manila envelope* Thanks. *opens up the envelope* Assman? Oh, no, these don't belong to me. I'm not the Assman. I think there's been a mistake.

Clerk: What's your name again?

Kramer: Cosmo Kramer.

Clerk: *checks computer again* Cosmo Kramer. You /are/ the Assman.

Kramer: No! I'm not the Assman.

Clerk: Well, as far as the state of New York is concerned, you are.